ever been entirely creeped out to the extent that you just had to walk away and compose yourself? the subservient chicken is guaranteed to bring back those old spine-tingling feelings. be sure to ask him to do the electric slide and watch television. he’ll do anything you ask.. hence, the word “subservient.”

p.s. don’t be surprised if you can’t get through to the website. it’s become quite popular and appears to be flaky. much like a hot chicken wing from KFC. (sorry, couldn’t stop myself)